© 2003 Jeff Forster
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Viewed one way, a daily commute on public transit can be drudgery, a curse to which those of us in single-car homes are sentenced. Viewed another way, however, a bus commute provides time to read, talk to friends and people-watch like a fiend. In February 2003, I decided to record what happened each day that I rode the bus. By doing so, I found these trips even more interesting than I'd anticipated. Some other bus riders have told me that we share a certain habit: having names for my "bus people", those that I ride with every week but may have never talked to. Several of my bus people are referenced in the journal; included below the journal is a dramatis personae. |
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Monday
2/3 |
8:07
- 8:40 |
Saw
P & talked about our kids - didn't realize/remember that his second
(a daughter) had been born 15 months after his son.
Talked about childcare and his job search.
Stood in crowded bus until middle of Oakland; woman gave me guff
for staying in the middle to talk to P rather than moving further back.
Then sat and read the sports page. |
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5:17
- 5:40 |
Stood
in rear stairwell, read Atlantic article about black gender gap, played
a game of Maki |
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Tuesday
2/4 |
63B |
7:30
- 7:57 |
Somewhat
full bus, but got a seat toward the back with a short, African-American
man in his 20s, who got no fewer than three cell phone calls during the
ride. Read the Post-Gazette.
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no
ride |
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Wednesday
2/5 |
63B |
7:30-7:57 |
Reticulated
bus
that had lots of seats; at the stop after mine, an older woman at the
front of the bus said, "You have a runner."
The bus driver waited, and I looked out the left side and saw a
guy running down Cromwell Street to the bus.
Sat with S, who was a year behind me in grad school, talked about
her move from the public sector to the nonprofit sector.
Read the Post Gazette Sports and a little bit about the World
Trade Center rebuilding. |
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61A |
9:14
- 9:38 |
Waited
40 minutes at 5th & Ross after a grad school alumni event.
Fat young woman with pretty eyes talked to 2 different friends on
her cell phone about flirting with her professor.
Guy with a massive afro discoursed about America's complicity in
the rise of Iraq's military power and Osama bin Laden's regime.
Sat with skullcap woman. |
Thursday
2/6 |
63B |
7:30
- 7:50 |
Pretty
crowded bus with standers but seats in the back.
Sat sideward facing next to Stillers fan
who paged through a booklet of real estate listings. |
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5:25
- 5:45 |
Must
have missed the 63B by a minute or two.
Took the 68G to the end of the busway and walked home in the snow
from there. Played some Maki, read an Atlantic article about parents
helping treat their autistic child. |
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Friday
2/7 |
63B |
7:55
- 8:25 |
Uncrowded
reticulated bus, sat right in front of the bend.
Talked to
the athlete about how the local
news focuses on a local county's lack of road salt, rather than the
war in Iraq and about Bill Bryson's
A Walk in the Woods. |
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63B |
5:25
- 5:45 |
Bus
was a little late but not crowded.
Got my own double forward facing seat in the rear section.
Sat across from the neurotic dasher, who
was reading a magazine. Read
an Atlantic article about Sex Week at Yale. |
Monday
2/10 |
63B |
8:00
- 8:28 |
Snowy
morning, people from the stop before mine came down so that they could
catch either the 63B if it ever came or the 501.
Stood halfway back next to a guy who introduced himself as my
former alley neighbor when I lived over on Mifflin Avenue.
We chatted a little about the work that's been done on that house
by the new owners, who are still not living in it 3 years later.
Finished the Sex Week at Yale article; started the short story. |
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63B |
5:15
- 5:41 |
Pretty
crowded bus, sat crammed in a rear side-facing seat.
Loud-talking financial advisers talked about Delaware asset
protection trusts and dividing investments in messy divorces.
Played Maki and read the Atlantic short story by Alison Baker.
Missed my stop playing Maki and had to backtrack a few blocks. |
Tuesday
2/11 |
61A |
8:02
-- 8:30 |
Full
bus, stood in rear door steps halfway until a seat opened up.
Read the PG and the Atlantic short story. |
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2:35-3:00 |
Took
bus full of City high school students to a client site. After a 71A
passed the stop a block from my office without stopping, I had to walk
across downtown to get the 86B. Stood
most of the time, finished the Atlantic short story. |
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4:40
- 4:55 |
Almost
empty bus home. Got single
front-facing seat. Both of
these afternoon buses came within 30 seconds of me arriving at the stop.
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Wednesday
2/12 |
63B |
7:30
- 7:45 |
Half
full bus. Read PG front-page stories about terrorist threats and an
automatic, coin-op toilet on the South Side.
Noticed that the bus matron dyed her hair a
lighter color that isn't very becoming. |
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63B |
5:19
- 5:35 |
Sat
in a middle side-facing seat. A
woman glared, unnoticed, at a loud-talking cell phone user who was
blathering about her son. Another
woman repeatedly dropped an accordion file off her lap.
Read the PG sports page about Pitt Basketball. |
Thursday
2/13 |
63B |
7:15
- 7:37 |
Not
very full bus. I was
bringing some plastic storage bins that I'd bought for the office on
Tuesday night. It was nice to be able to sit in the back where I could
just put the bins by my feet. Read
the PG, sat near the bus family. |
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no
ride |
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Friday
2/14 |
63B |
7:16
- 7:37 |
Had
to run a block and a half to catch the bus.
Sat in front of an immature idiot who blathered about her 21st
birthday, which isn't until November, her recent car accidents and
buying a "brand new car". As she was getting off the bus on the same block as a
downtown lunch joint, she asked her older companion, "Does that
Wiener World sell anything other than wieners?"
Her companion replied, impatiently and distantly, "I have no
idea." |
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63B |
4:59
- 5:17 |
This
is the first time I can remember catching a reticulated bus home on this
route. The mother in the bus family sat behind me. |
Monday
2/17 |
no
ride |
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63B |
1:45-2:01 |
Got
a ride into work from family who had been visiting for the weekend.
Made it into the office after 13 inches of snow, only to discover
that the university I work for was completely closed.
Rode a bus with 4 people on it.
Read the PG sports about Pitt hoops, the NBA and Pirates spring
training. |
Tuesday
2/18 |
63B |
8:35
-8:56 |
Crowded
bus, but I got a seat, which was good because I was carrying several
extra pounds of stuff for an overnight business trip.
Read the PG about snow stories, Pitt hoops and the Pirates |
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no
ride |
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Wednesday
2/19 |
no
rides |
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Thursday
2/20 |
6:59
- 7:25 |
Mostly
empty bus. Sat forward
facing, read the PG and Automobile magazine. |
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63B |
4:58
- 5:20 |
Reticulated
bus, lots of seats. Sat with A from grad school, talked about D, the
dean and professors we'd liked |
Friday
2/21 |
501 |
7:40
- 8:10 |
Two-thirds
full bus, sat side-facing in the rear.
All was well until Squirrel Hill, where Super Fedora and his
dorky friends got on. They
filled the rear section of the bus with their dorkiness. |
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63B |
5:25
- 5:45 |
Pretty
full bus. Sat in a side-facing rear seat and read Automobile
Magazine. Most interesting
part of the trip was the rainwater that dripped from the roof vent,
especially when the bus started up or braked hard.
By the end of the ride, my magazine had been splashed several
times, and the left thigh of my pants had a 6 by 3 inch wet spot. |
Monday
2/24 |
63B |
7:55
- 8:30 |
All
but the uncomfortable seats were taken.
Stood in the stairwell and read the PG about an experimental AIDS
vaccine, Pirates spring training and Robert Morris basketball. |
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no
ride |
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Tuesday
2/25 |
didn't
keep bus journal |
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Wednesday
2/26 |
501 |
8:01
-8:37 |
Lots
of empty seats. The guy
behind me had one of those Nextel walkie-talkies that he used a few
times to talk to people at work. The
woman in front of me talked on a cell phone in a foreign language. |
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1:16
- 1:29 |
Took
bus to client site in Penn Circle.
The woman behind me was carrying a baby.
She told her seatmate, who seemed to be a complete stranger, that the baby was 8 weeks old.
She went on to tell him that the baby was not her husband's.
Rather, she was pretty sure it's her friend Rick's.
She was conflicted about telling Rick because she "doesn't
want anything from him" but thinks maybe he should know. |
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86B
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2:59
- 3:08 |
Rode
a short way to the muffler place to get my car. |
Thursday
2/27 |
501 |
7:31
- 8:00 |
Way
overslept this morning; I'd wanted to be at work at 7:30, but I woke up
at 7:17 and set a world record for getting ready (no shower, no shave,
no breakfast at home). Mostly empty bus that filled through Squirrel Hill. |
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61A |
5:34
- 6:05 |
Gave
up on the 5:15 63B, which I think I missed by a few minutes.
There were still seats when I boarded near the courthouse. There were high school freshmen in the back of the bus
bragging about their schoolboy exploits (pranks, disrespecting their
teachers) the way only kids that age can.
Those boarding the bus got funkier and hipper (edgy haircuts,
euro shoes, vintage coats) until the hip factor peaked at the Carnegie
Museum of Art. Crossing
Panther Hollow through the CMU campus upped the square/geek quotient
considerably. The bus didn't empty out at Forbes and Murray nearly as
much as usual, probably because there was a 61C in front of us. |
Friday
2/28 |
63B |
7:15
- 7:39 |
Lots
of empty seats, unfamiliar faces on this earlier bus, except the baby-faced
mom and her weird, jive-talking friend. |
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no
ride |
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Glossary
Top
Maki
(Mah'-key)
- n. an addicting Palm Pilot geometry game with no redeeming social value
Post-Gazette
(left wing'
rag) - n. 1. One of America's Great Newspapers 2. Structure fire gallery printed
on newsprint. (a.k.a. PG)
reticulated
bus (re-tick'-you-lay-ted
bus')
-- a bus that's 50% longer than a normal bus with a flexible accordion
section at what would be the back of a normal bus, linking to a bonus section in
the back.
Dramatis
Personae Top
skullcap
woman - a hard-looking but not unattractive woman in her 20s who boards at
my stop and sometimes wears a very tight white knit cap
Stiller
fan -- a clean-cut white-haired guy who dresses pretty well, but --
curiously -- always wears a Steelers jacket.
the
athlete - early 30s frisbee player and marathon runner
the
neurotic dasher - a 45-ish woman who always acts like getting on the bus is
a life-and-death matter. She dashes
for the bus and pushes to the front of the crowd.
the
bus matron - a kindly woman in her early 50s who seems to know and be known
and liked by almost everyone on the bus
the
bus family - a kind-looking woman and her mannerly, clean-cut sons who ride
downtown together
Super
Fedora - "fedora" is a term I learned at Carnegie Mellon for a
particular type of student who views CMU as a 4-year Star Trek convention.
The Super Fedora plays out all of these stereotypes to the fullest.
He wears a fedora and a long black leather trench coat and clearly enjoys
fantasy literature.
the
baby-faced mom - a young woman with very open facial features who used to
bring her very cute toddler son with her.
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