A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur's Court

Huckleberry Finn

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

The Prince and the Pauper

The Tragedy of Pudd'Nhead Wilson

Life on the Mississippi

The Innocents Abroad

Following the Equator

The Gilded Age

Roughing It

Christian Science

Letters From the Earth

(not a complete list)

"Man - a figment of God's imagination."

"Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement."